can u get pink eye on your cock?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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