I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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