Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want to fling myself into the sun
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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