I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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