do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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