# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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