why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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