is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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