I murdered the dance floor call the cops
True but thats because hes a fetus.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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