Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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