Nicole vs. Life
operation have a gay friend backfired
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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