So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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