We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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