Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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