Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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