I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
