Me too!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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