P.S. I can't hear my feet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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