My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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