She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
