I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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