yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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