We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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