when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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