God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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