I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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