Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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