It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just want to make out with him forever
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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