Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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