i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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