I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
