I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
In America we eat man semen.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
