How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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