well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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