me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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