i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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