I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize