Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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