people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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