How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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