I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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