I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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