I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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