i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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