your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
