So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
