my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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