I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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