Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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