Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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