It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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